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Triforce Mailbag 78! We're getting immediately distracted by The Celebrity Traitors cast, we get led on an insane journey about Triforce being immortalised in a museum, we get further distracted by conspiracy nuts and nature preservation in Derek vs Derek and a Dutchman reviews their journey of England! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 369! Retail work is hell between the lack of pay, the expectation of care and crime but it's okay, we've got the solution. Free hot chocolates in a friendly Harvest Jamboree. It's Sips' dream, after all! Also, Robocop will help with his classic catchphrase: You're dead. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 368! We're talking Paranormal Activity and wildly successful horror movies, Flax gets flipped off by a stranger and he's not the only victim here, we can't understand the plot of The Notebook (but why are we still crying?) and Sips launches a new game review channel with Wardogs (2/10 after hundreds of hours btw) Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics!Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 367! What are our perfect dream homes (and how much money did the Home Alone's McCallister have!?), Pyrion went to see the loudest band in the world (Jiluka) and Lewis struggles to keep up with Sips and Flax talking about classic 80s bands. Also, sorry, but we gotta talk about Trump again. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 77! We've got a bunch of Jingles (that might spell the end of Jingles forever), we get a true list of the most famous people in the world (that we don't agree with), we get an update from someone SirActionSlacks domed at an old Dota International and Sips, who believes an AK47 can shoot through a door, invites everyone to Jersey. Also, an armchair relationship analyser wonders how Flax isn't divorced. Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 366! Pyrion's back from Shanghai and recaps his story in the style of an epic poem! Lewis is worried he's getting scammed by builders and Sips get 67'd in Center Parcs. We've been watching some real tat on TV, Pyrion is convinced there is nothing out there in the observable universe and we learn about even more variations of the evil AI. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 76! Lewis stumbles through a series of great emails due to his incredibly terrible internet connection, we are warning you to never ever have children and we try to list the 10 most famous people in the world! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 365! Pyrion's come up with a grand plan to buy the Yogscast (after watching the TommyInnit 100 Questions podcast) and has big ideas on how to create an enshittified Yogscast 2.0, we talk about our (very negative) personal experience with meme coins and cryptocurrency and Lewis starts Lews News way too early. Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 20% off The Everyday Earbuds Classics! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 75! How do we deal with getting recognised in public (by 4 year olds)? What kind of food does the Demon of Breakfast recommend? How should non-binary Triforce fans identify themselves? Why does Jeremy Clarkson think we're all snowflake babies? Can ever record a family-safe episode?! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 364! We're trying to figure out who actually cares about Star Wars any more and dive deep into TV adaption flops, talk about the strange immersion breaks of The Odyssey while trying to figure out what the hell Sips ever watches. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 363! We're fighting seagulls, dealing with a £2 Andy Burnham Britain and sharing some top street party and vacation spots. Pyrion is taking on a listeners challenge to "try opera" by going to see the Gilbert and Sullivan classic Iolanthe before heading off to Shanghai so we're brushing up on our interview techniques! Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat, Aspen, and Walden frames at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 74! We're busting open a varied bag today with emails about AI, English standoffishness, flat earthers and much more! Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 362! Why don't more footballers become actors? Lewis finally learns about OJ Simpson and Ann Widdecombe, we unfortunately dive into Looksmaxxing cultists and Pyrion experiences travel hell in London. We also experience the brand new segment: Flax Facts (which may not feature real facts) Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 361! What does an average day look like for us? Lewis watches birds and shows topless Flax to everyone, Sips is absolutely rammed and drowns under to-do lists while Flax pootles around watching YouTube. We have to talk about Trump's Red Card situation in the World Cup and UK Trump (Nigel Farage) standing against Count Binface and we talk about the legendary games of the 90s! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 360! What's changed in 10 years? Are we just grumpier and more confused? Or are we blindly listening to AI on random gardening tips? Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 73! What've we got hidden in our hard drives? Was it actually annoying for Sips when Lewis called him in the YogPod? Should cat owners start adopting birds? Have we told this story before? All this and more answered in today's Mailbag! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 359 - the heatwave special! It's a record beating scorcher in the UK so we're staying inside to record a podcast. Lewis has a sore wrist thinking about Brittany (in France, not Spears), we uncover an interesting story about the ancient meme: Techno Viking and Sips imagines a London united under a storm singing old nursery rhymes (like Wind the Bobbin Up, apparently.) Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 358! Pyrion, fresh from a fancy Jingle Jam Mixer, gets locked out of his own house for hours but knows a very unorthadox locksmith, Sips has been watching documentaries about the scum at Thames Water, Elon's back with a brand new scam and Lew's back with some Tech News! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/triforce Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 357! Zoomer Sips doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie in one sitting, and we discover some hilarious alternate names for porn-ified franchises. Football chat ends at around 35 minutes in and we get a tiny dose of Lews News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 356! We address a Married At First Sight shaped elephant in the room, chopped unc Pyrion tries to understand gen alpha slang and Lewis had an incredible trip to LA and saw a ton of amazing things! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 72! We get a message from an ant who's starting a family under a money pit you might recognise, argue the pros and cons of having The Cheeky Girls at the next Triforce Live Show and Lewis gets heated (heheh) about heat pumps. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 355! Flax has been busy with Speed Awareness courses, a live Angine de Poitrine concert and rescuing a woman by becoming hospital staff! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 354! Pyrion's getting his poop scanned with dumpy bags, we're trusting dogs to sniff test for everything these days, we've been watching reboots like Poirot, He-Man and Balamory and we dive into the modern world of viral marketing. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 353! Lewis is genuinely living in his gas leak arc, Pyrion dares to talk about something we've NEVER heard before on the podcast and we hear some 'hilarious' Lews News featuring a gaming grandma (who may or may not have killed her husband). Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/TRIFORCE to get 15% off Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 71! It's time for a big Triforce rebrand, we try to uncover a house-move mystery (they were probably spies) and missing peoples cases (also spies) and the difficulty of making (and keeping) friends as older men. Pyrion's also been working on some (maybe controversial) voices. Won't someone just hire him already?! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 352! Lewis has complaints about his £20,000 AGA oven (he's just like us, guys), we try to discover how to live a chill happy life like Sips and we get scammed with some bad AirBNB reviews. Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 70! Sips hits on some linguistic research (without realising, of course), Pyrion pulls some rare cards with WikiGacha and we play a Foley Artist quiz! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 351! Lewis is enjoying a lovely wedding in sunny Bicester (or is it Bister? Who cares), Pyrion gets threatened by a body building ex-fan while attending ConcreteCon 2026 with John Bovril and Sips watched a dog poop. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off the Essential Open Earbuds. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 350! Lewis finally reveals his house survey was completed by a blind man, Smart appliances keep sucking up my farts and drinking my beer and we get sucked into some Pokémon card collection chat! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 349! Your only real friend Pyrion talks about Parasocial Relationships, Lewis continues to explore extremely cursed and haunted home and Sips has been hate-watching "Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing". Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 348! Pyrion's hosting university talks, Lewis is making it big in traditional media (especially compared to Sips who just watched some TV) and we discover McDonalds Trading Cards! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 347! Pyrion tries to start a responsible discussion about the world of tomorrow today but Lewis and Sips get stuck on the world of the past yesterday. Orange Wine is making up believe we're in the Truman Show and Sips is getting quarked out of his mind at a military sex party. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 69! Nice. We're falling into classic subscription traps, questioning the thin ice of doing accents (and offensive comedians) and we're taking a wildly unbalanced test on English knowledge! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 346! We're talking about antiques, museums and a world full of all that old tat you don't care about any more. Meanwhile, Lewis' house saga continues now he's moved in with a giant dead fish and Sips and Flax share their top parenting tips for troublesome children. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 68! Pyrion prepares to open his bistro (not a brasserie), we want to understand Charity Shops and we're asked to be the moral compass for the Vegan Curious! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial period. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 345! What would we spend our lottery winnings on? Lewis is in the midst of continual house panic with surveys and repairs and Pyrion has some very serious questions to ask about Interstellar! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 67! We have 15 (!) Jingles to play to you today as we catch up on the biggest, most bulging sack we've ever had! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 344! Lewis is in the middle of his big house move (and it's VERY stressful), Pyion went to see the korean death metal band (Madman's Esprit) live and we talk about the healthy ways to approach anxiety and depression. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 343! Welcome to 2026, we're sharing our christmas and new year celebration stories! Pyrion has a massive ass disasster in a cinema, Sips spent all of christmas in hospital and Lewis has been frequenting the nude beaches. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 342! Lewis is on a sunny christmas holiday and we argue between Audio Books vs Physical Books, Pyrion compiles an in depth document on the history of the 67 meme and Sips dressed up as Kim Kardashian. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 341! Sips has discovered Create (the best Minecraft Modpack ever made), we talk about the hidden art of strategic friendship groups (with some classic dad stories) and, unfortunately, we're forced to talk about AI again. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 66! We get mail from an award winning classical composer, discover the cooking bot (that only makes spaghetti) and we try to find film plots that are eerily similar to each other! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 340! What professional named would we adopt if we became famous actors? Flax has stolen yet another quiz for another Quiz Special episode and Sips is on the hunt for his next favourite action movie! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 339! Someone crashed their car into Pyrion's house (obliterating his entire collection of Hustlers magazines), we go back to some University stories and try to discover the origin of Flax's bald dome. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 65! We get a curious collection of country jingles in our mailbag today (while demanding the ~ladies~ bring in some jingles), we talk about the biblical significance of the first suck and get a surprise visit from Simon once again! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 338! It's firework night (at time of recording) so we're gonna shoot some BIG ones! Pyrion gets informed of the infamous Man vs Horse races and we look at the guys in their sheds making processors for nvidia. Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 64! We're bringing back a load of old topics with some feedback mail and Sips has the AUDACITY to ask for FREE STUFF from a HARVEST FESTIVAL?! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 337! The grey filter has taken over Britain, Pyrion compares his phone to supercomputers of old and we talk about how scarily easy it is to get guns in England. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 63! Lewis Farage's internet troubles continue as we bust open our engorged mailbag featuring real mail from actual adults telling us we're dumb dumbs and the financial logistics of flying an entire football team. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 336! British Sips has been watching a lot of UK TV (including Celebrity Traitors), Lewis is having terrible internet issues while making a game and Pyrion's got a justified bone to pick with the Riyadh Comedy Festival! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices